Bits of wisdom...

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.

SIGNS YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2001.............

You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom
of the screen.

You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it.